The Drigh Times

This shit blows. Have you ever had your tolerance climb so high that the ganj' won't even give you a buzz. I have. It's called bong pong ladies and gentlemen, and it's a killer. Get ready for your tolerance to shoot through the fucking roof after a few weeks of this game! I am in the middle of taking a month or so break in order to restore balance to what was my ability to get faded. Here's how it works:

1 on 1:

1: 6 cups (or more) per side
2: Only use one ball! If the ball is sunk, return it to the shooter for another shot and remove the cup before the shot is taken. It allows multiple sinks, resulting in chain hoots (one hit per cup BONGS ONLY)
3: Rollbacks mean trick shot, but you only get one chance, if it rolls back to you off the trick shot you're SOL, so dish it over.
4: Bounce = 2 cups but can be defended against after the first bounce
5: HOOTS must be taken before your next shot
6: Once the last cup is sunk, the losing opponent has one shot to tie, if missed the game is over, if sunk, the game continues like usual.
7: Rematch is the victor's choice


GET HIGH AND STAY FLY

Anchorman 2

Words can't depict this type of excitement. Anchorman was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen, and may be Will Ferrel's best performance ever. I cannot wait for this!

Open your mind before your mouth

I know a person. A good person, even though they may not see clear. He/she thinks of me as a lesser person, simply because I have tried drugs, marijuana, and cigarettes. Yet this same person is willing to say that what I do makes me less of a person, when they become excessively drunk quite often; to the point of violence on occasion. It doesn't create an issue within my life, but is one of those "chip on the shoulder" type of deals. You're not a better person. Few people have the ability to knowingly say "I am better than you".  This is not one of those scenarios. Alcohol is in many cases killing brain cells in order to fit the social norm. Although this may not be true to all, I know the type. "I drank so much"; "you barely drink, that makes you a pussy". Please. Save me the time as any rational person will shoot these quotes down as they are easily dismissible. I am not a "skid" because I am more open minded. Marijuana does not make me less real than you because alcohol is legal. Alcohol at one point was prohibited too. And what happened? It allowed the rise of gangs in order to secure the opportunity to drink for many at the cost of a many. Does that seem right to you? How many times have the drones of society tried to bring you down with their so-called "knowledge"? I for one am tired. These are the brainwashed people that think that a flawed legal system's rules sets them above us. This is not true. I am not the sickness of society because I smoke, or because I choose to not drink and do other things instead. I am not an addict. I am not dependent on these things. Without weed and without cigarettes I would be able to function as well as I ever have. The social dependency on alcohol has become disgusting however. When people are willing to pay over ten dollars for a single legal beverage, we know we have to change. People need to open their minds. Maybe not to trying things, but to accepting the fact that other people will. Some people may take things too far, but not all of us are. I will never partake in anything that makes me look as foolish as those who choose to push their boundaries with liquor to the point where they are the spectacle of the evening. "I want to hear of a person who has smoked too much weed and went home to beat their wife, and beat their kids like you see on booze." I'm just saying, open your mind before your mouth.

Classic!

Is this not somethhing we all end up having to go though at some point?

Pure gold!

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(some) Fantastic bands!

Stick to Your Guns- Such a dynamic group. Huge changes between albums, but they ALWAYS BRING IT!!! Diamonds due out one the 27th of March

Attack Attack!- So hated on for no reason. Nobody can hate AA!, simply because they are not a single band, they have had a vocalist lineup change in every album, including adding a new clean vocalist after their release of "This Means War" in January 2012. Plus, Shomo is good at everything...

Defiler- So fucking brutal (pardon my language). They could easily bring the apocalypse early just by having enough amps. They chug non stop, they breakdown constantly, and clean vocals..... fuck that they don't need them! Defiler is the modern embodiment of that fine line between so heavy and too heavy. BEAST

The Word Alive- Perfect. Absolutely amazing live performance, solid tracks on their first full-length, Deceiver, and parts that pander to those who have a sweet tooth for electronic music.

MORE TO COME

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It's a disgusting world we live in, and weapons like these could bring it to a horrifying end in a matter of minutes. The facts depicted in the photo below shocked the hell out of me, and I'm sure they'll do the same to you.

Getting there

I've noticed lately that pot is becoming much more mainstream. People aren't afraid to make friendly jokes about it on tv and movies, celebrities have started acknowledging their use of the herb to the media in a positive manner, and there's so many shows and movies that are starting to use marijuana as a central part of the storyline. If you ask me, it seems that we're getting closer and closer to getting weed legal. If media continues to portray it positively, then the viewers will start to realize what a mistake they have made by listening to the stupid propaganda that the government is behind (mainly the American gov't). AWWW YEEEEAH!!! FIGHT ON!

Why we smoke weed

People drink because they depressed, excited, celebrating, or just because they finished a shift. Why do people smoke marijuana? This is why I do:

I have always been lost in things, picking up new hobbies that always fail, meeting new people but discovering too many differences rather than commonalities. It's a long list. But when I smoke I'm different (not split personality). I personally thing that when I am high, My traits that I know I don't want are suppressed and my best qualities flourish. I feel that when I smoke I'm free to be with my thoughts and memories, allowing me to discover how to excel, how to simple be better than my current self. In short, I smoke until I'm so high that I forget who I am. At this point, I am able to rediscover myself in a more polished form.


Why do you get high? Comment below!

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The best highvironments

Class: It sounds stupid, but I absolutely love it. I get to be in a room full of people that are doing the same thing is me. With one exception of course... I'm stoned every class :) I find it easier to learn from a talking professor when I'm at that nice balanced high. I can completely focus on whatever I feel like doing on my laptop (last class was an essay for a different class) but still absorb all the knowledge that I would have if completely focussed on him when sober.

Solitude of my bedroom: It's so prime. I get to be alone in peace with my thoughts and whatever i feel like doing (lately lots of Dexter and Workaholics). I just chill.

On a drive: Summer time, always great for cruising the backroads outside of your small town with your best buds. It's great! Windows down, tunes cranked, and a cigarette in everyone's hand. Good times

Peace ☮

The Stoner City

Can you imagine if we had our own city? The level of happiness among the citizens would be through the roof! I've never though to all aspect however, usually because I'm an optimistic person when I blaze, I did think of general outlines on how this great city would run.

Growing for distribution would require a licence, and the maximum number of plants that a non-licenced grower could have is extremely low (around 1 or 2). This would eliminate insanely high price for our goods! And the licence would require training, courses and such, essentially training them to be a farmer.

Speed limits would be low. Cruising speed. Nothing beats going for a medium paced drive to enjoy the daylight and weather. 

The city would have to be somewhere warm. Not hot, but warm. Nothing beats shorts and a t-shirt every day. Screw jackets.

Would run in a communist style manner, where most of our jobs are outsourced (but still within the nation), and all citizens make similar pay, except for some cases. This eliminates greed.

These are just a few very general ideas I thought about, but how sweet would that be!? If you lived in this city, what types of laws/guidelines/ideas would you have in mind for running it? Comment below!

Peace ☮

Nicest bong ever

This beauty is available at Two Guys With Pipes in West Edmonton Mall for a price of about $5000! How many of us would be proud owners of this if we had five large just sitting around!? I know I would!

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This is an absolute must see for everyone. Smoker or not, it will open your eyes and let you know the truth! The Union: The Business Behind Getting High

Prohibullshit

Prohibition of marijuana is foolish. I know that this is a topic that people constantly babble on about every day, but every outgoing smoker is proud to stand up for his love of the ganja. Right now I am going to compare two very similar prohibition cases from history and stories of human behaviour that may enlighten those who are hesitant to support the legalization or decriminalization of the herb when put beside alcohol.

First off, marijuana is not a 'drug' in the eyes of many people, it is an herb. It can grow naturally and have the same basic outcome as when it is altered, a high. Alcohol must be manufactured and altered in many cases to get the desired outcome (which is often being belligerently drunk, vomiting, making a complete fool of yourself and passing out only to wake up feeling like and old catchers mitt the next morning).

Marijuana is not what they show it as in the media. A marijuana high simply mellows you out. There are cases where some people get sick from it, but in my experience that is only those who are already beyond drunk. I like to chill out when I smoke. I'll lay back, do some homework and watch  TV. Booze takes you on another whirlwind of an adventure involving stupidity and occasional destruction. That doesn't happen with bud.

Weed is frowned upon by so many people that drink as if it were a game, or a status of pride. How many times have you heard people brag of their hangover or how many drinks they had last night or how attractive they thought that horse was when they took it home. With weed, that doesn't happen. We usually say something along these lines: "Dude, last night was a blast", when in reality if we were to watch ourselves we would have been sitting on the couch for hours just hanging out and doing a whole lot of nothing.

Usually blazing is a social thing. Few true "stoners" will smoke right in front of you and not happily offer you some, we just like everyone to be happy and content. We're thoughtful people who enjoy making friends and spending time with these people.

Stoner is not a universal term. I have recently found that there are two very definitions to the word. When a person who is actively against the use of marijuana call someone a stoner, they say it with hate and disgust, referring to characters that they see as "stoners". When a user says it, they mean it in a friendly way, as if it were a type of brotherhood that deepens bonds of friendship and even with mere acquaintances. So please, those of you who don't toke, don't joke.

Don't get me wrong, there are the odd occasions when you have to drink your face off, but you should always do it responsibly, which many people don't. That is all.

Peace ☮

Bake up or sleep in?

Nothing beats morning classes. I know what you're thinking too, I must be out of my tree. Wrong! My usual routine used to include sleeping in until the afternoon and I was always waking up feeling dead tired and having only a few hours to do things because if I were to wake up at three on a Sunday, stores close in only a few hours. Now I find myself waking up before everyone in my house, usually before eight. It's an entire different world when you're awake all day. My work output is about 100% better (at least). I actually get to see the sun in the winter months. And last of all, nothing beats a day bake, and a wake 'n bake isn't legit unless it's in the AM.

Peace ☮

Start it off right!

Afroman - Colt 45